| GRENADA!!! |
[Tuesday
August 26th @ 9:18pm] |
I just want to share with you all a little something my brother made.
A pipe made out of a grenade, i think its bad ass.
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[Friday
October 27th @ 3:08pm] |
The world may not yet know that Kevin Federline is a major star — but he seems quite convinced of it.
The aspiring rapper recently told Entertainment Weekly that he’s the “most talked-about [person] of anyone over the last couple of years.”
The revelation came when the mag gave K-Fed a personality test, and among the other tidbits that he shared with readers is that he’s no longer embarrassed to buy feminine-hygiene products for his wife.
“I used to be embarrassed to go to the store and buy tampons, but that’s all past tense,” Federline told EW. “Once you make it through that, then you’re good.”
When asked to name the most underrated performer in his field, K-Fed paused for about 12 seconds then replied: “Me.”
http://music.msn.com/music/celebsbuzz?GT1=7702
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[Saturday
August 5th @ 4:58pm] |
Penelope Cruz Says She's Met Suri Cruise
AP
LONDON (Aug. 4) - She may not be seeing much of ex-beau Tom Cruise anymore, but Penelope Cruz is among those who say they have seen his baby daughter, Suri.
Cruz, who dated Cruise from 2001 to 2004, declined to offer details of the meeting, but praised Suri as a special baby.
"She's really beautiful. She's one of the most beautiful babies I've ever seen," the 32-year-old actress said. She was in London Thursday night to attend the British premiere of her new film, "Volver."
Suri, the daughter of Cruise, 44, and his fiancee, Katie Holmes, 27, was born in Los Angeles on April 18. She has yet to be seen in public.
However, actresses Jada Pinkett Smith and Leah Remini have reported seeing Suri, in separate visits to the Cruise-Holmes mansion in Los Angeles.
Pinkett Smith has described Suri as "one of the sweetest babies I've ever met in my life," while Remini has said the baby "looks like Tom and Katie, she's just beautiful."
Cruz was photographed earlier this week in St. Tropez, France, partying on the yacht of rap mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs alongside actress-socialite Paris Hilton and Sarah Ferguson, the duchess of York.
"It was fun and crazy," Cruz said. "I don't party too much but that night I was on holiday. I've known Diddy for a while since we worked together on a campaign and became friends."
Source: movies.aol.com
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[Sunday
May 7th @ 1:28am] |
Whos is that you might ask, well its MINE!!!
OH FUCK YES! i'll have better pictures up tomorrow when its not so dark.
ok! HERE SHE IS!
soooo nice!<br
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[Thursday
April 20th @ 8:40am] |
420!
Signs of Marijuana Usage
![]() It can be difficult to know when someone is high on marijuana. This is one of reasons why it is so commonly used. Used alone, marijuana does not necessarily cause the user to show outward signs of intoxication such as slurred speech or stumbling around. Frequently the most obvious symptom is redness of the eyes.
![]() Users often have a hard time remembering things that just happened [short term memory loss]. While intoxicated, the user may act silly and giggly for no reason. Sometimes the user will seem dizzy and have trouble walking.
![]() Red/bloodshot eyes
![]() Short term memory lapses/loss
![]() Withdrawal, depression, fatigue
![]() Carelessness with personal grooming
![]() Hostility, deteriorating relationships with friends and family
![]() Deterioration in performance at school
![]() Increased absenteeism, tardiness, truancy
![]() Loss of interest in favorite activities/sports
![]() Signs of drug paraphernalia including pipes, rolling papers, clips
![]() Odor on clothes and in bedroom
![]() Use of incense and deodorizers
![]() Use of eye drops that reduce redness
![]() Clothing, posters, jewelry, music promoting drug use
All of those you could find on and around me today. what a great day it will be!
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[Tuesday
April 4th @ 8:43am] |
Me and Adrien Brody are in love.<b
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[Tuesday
March 28th @ 5:05pm] |
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They say its over! TASTE THE SAD EVERYONE, TASTE THE SAD! One of two things to consider (yes I'm incredibly optimistic). There is a chance they may continue the show with him as a consultant and there is a chance they will make it into a movie. If none of the above happens, it had a great run.
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Variety reports that Arrested Development creator Mitch Hurwitz says he will not be continuing with the series, throwing a major wrench into attempts to keep the Emmy-winning comedy alive for a fourth season.
Series producers 20th Century Fox TV and Imagine Television had agreed on a deal to move "Arrested," previously on Fox, to Showtime -- assuming Hurwitz was willing to come back. In the end, however, a mix of creative and financial concerns has prompted Hurwitz to move on.
Hurwitz said he had briefed most of the show's cast about his decision, as well as some of the writers. He also talked with executive producer-narrator Ron Howard, who asked Hurwitz if he would be willing to continue as a consultant on "Arrested" should 20th and Imagine find a network willing to continue the series without Hurwitz.
"I said I'd be happy to do that, but that as showrunner, I've gone as far as I can go," he said.
Hurwitz hinted that while "Arrested" may have run its course as a TV show as far as he's concerned, he would be interested in reviving the franchise as a feature film.
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[Tuesday
March 21st @ 11:05pm] |
FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE:
[1] Blimpie
[2] Kohls
[3] Panera
[4] Prostitute
FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD (AND DO!) WATCH OVER AND OVER:
[1] Crash
[2] Fear and Loathing
[3] Boondock Saints
[4] Pirates of the Caribbean
FOUR CITIES YOU'VE LIVED IN:
[1] Shawnee, Ks
[2] Gardner, Ks
[3] wherever your mother lives
[4] Soon to be where Johnny Depp lives
FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH:
[1] Intervention
[2] Gilmore Girls
[3] Project Runway
[4] Americas Next Top Model
FOUR PLACES YOU'VE BEEN ON VACATION:
[1] Colorado
[2] Chicago
[3] Galvaston Island
[4] Las Vegas
FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY:
[1] xanga
[2] livejournal
[3] hotmail
[4] myspace
FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS:
[1] Chicken Strips
[2] Enchladas from Don Chilitos
[3] Frence Toast bagel
[4] Cheesy Gordita Crunch
FOUR PLACES YOU'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW:
[1] Johnny Depps house
[2] At Jennifers trying on some Green Tshirts
[3] Califorina with Sam
[4] on a road trip with some people
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[Friday
March 17th @ 10:28pm] |
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
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[Monday
March 13th @ 4:58pm] |
Shut the fuck up and suck my dick!
I bust in dudes mouths like gushers, motherfucker.
Roll up in BRAVO and smack the shit outta Nina Garcia.
so what, i changed it a little bit.
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[Sunday
February 5th @ 5:03pm] |
Maeby Funke: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it?
Michael: That's a cross.
Maeby Funke: Across from where?
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT 2 HOUR SEASON FINALE FRIDAY!
Watch it or i will be forced to kill you!
It needs ratings! I LOVE THE SHOW TOO MUCH FOR IT TO LEAVE MY LIFE!
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[Tuesday
January 24th @ 5:18pm] |
MY BIRTHDAY IS JANUARY 27 2006 THIS YEAR!
That is Friday.
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[Monday
January 23rd @ 4:55pm] |
This looked like a good time so ima do it.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"They need to know how much damage i've done to my insides. The thought revolts me."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch?
A speaker
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Intervention, last night, amazing show..
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
4:30
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
4:27...close but no dice.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Family Guy on the tv
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
A couple minutes ago, i was comming home from work.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Xanga's
9. What are you wearing?
Work outfit.
10. Did you dream last night?
I'm sure, i just dont know what it was.
11. When did you last laugh?
After TJ asked me how the song "Ice Ice Baby" started, and then he asked me to sing it.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Some Kitchen shit.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Moden Times, that movie Charlie Chaplin is in, it was really weird but makes me want to watch more.
14. What do you think of this quiz
its alot different from any other lame quiz
15. What is the last film you saw?
Tristian and Isolde, it was really good.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A trip to Ireland and a 2006 Mustang
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I smoke more pot then your mother does.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd put Johnny Depp and myself together.
19. Do you like to dance?
haha no, unless its DDR
20. George Bush:
I dont give a shit.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Lorelai
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
I suppose ive always liked the name Sean.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Not by myself, no, that would be boring.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
I don't really care about that.
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[Sunday
January 22nd @ 3:41am] |
dood iam fucnny as fuck.!
damn dood. i am so drunk right now. fucking jennifer threw up ion omy god damn arm. how gross. it was funny as fuck thoukgh. thats all i know. damnit what a good time at regias toniht, i have pictues for sure. i will post them tomorrow henw i know what is really going on;
thank you dave and scoott for making sure we for sure got home and didnt die las tnight, thank you. rofl what good time
cider beer from now on and that is lall. works great gets me damn drunk.
damn what a good post. this is prtty good for bing drunk i think. man i rule.
washing my coat right now, JENNIFER!
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[Sunday
January 1st @ 12:54am] |
i am in love with jace rapshire!!!!!
and i love alex so very muxh i want his xxx
and jennifer is the kewlest chick on the block...word nigga and so is alex
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[Tuesday
December 13th @ 10:27pm] |
Since Mike decided to tag me i guess i must do this.
Ground Rules: The first player of this game starts with the topic "5 Weird Habits of Yours" and people who get tagged need to write an LJ entry about their 5 quirky habits as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 5 people to be tagged and list their names.
I am doing it as five things about myself not habits.
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1. I spend hours a day looking at "Oh No They Didnt" community
2. I love fashion and Modeling even though i dont dress like it
3. I only listen to music while driving anymore
4. I am insanely obsessed with celebrity gossip and Johnny Depp
5. I love ugly shoes and clothes, thats alot of the reason i buy things
I tag: Jennifer, Regina, Alex, Cory, anyone else who wants to do it.
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[Wednesday
December 7th @ 10:14pm] |
OMG! Bear loves snow! Its adorable.
Twinkie hates the snow, just like i do.
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[Monday
December 5th @ 5:02pm] |
Save our Bluths, sons of bitches.
...Sob. That's what I'll do if you don't watch -- I'll sob.
Tonight, on FOX, Arrested Development returns with the wedding we've all been waiting (and waiting) for: Michael Bluth weds the MRF (mentally retarded female) known as Charlize Theron.
That being said, we all know by now that FOX has shortened up the season order from a meaty 22 to a paltry 13, so this is the final countdown (!) to the end. But it won't be the end. It shan't.
I mean, how could a show that won Best Outstanding Comedy its freshman year go down so quickly? It won't.
Why? Because I'm afraid I just blue myself.
You've ruined the act, you freak bitches, because you didn't watch.
But now penance can absolve your sins by watching. Tonight. And every Monday. In December. Hermano?
I even penned a poem expressing the post-traumatic tragedy I faced immediately following the news of uncertainty:
Save Our Bluths
There go the eyes from the skies
Falling, sweating, dying, clucking
The frozen bananas are peeled
And the Model Home's foundations are splitting
The company's torn asunder
The housing order reduced from 22 to 13
We were promised so many years—
Taste the sad of the arresting development
The magician snores now in his tomb
And the Blue Man is scratching off the paint
The princess is sobering up
And Buster's moving out of Gangee's home
The Others were taking stupid pills
That's why we have chipped teeth today
If only they would have visited us, rented us, bought us
We could have been popping Cornballs
"Daddy horny, Michael,"
Hussein, seal attacks,
Cousin-lovin', and Annyong
Couldn't keep our yacht from sinking
It's not a trick, but an illusion
They want us to beg them
But they've provoked the Sword of Destiny—
They've made a huge mistake
At least consult us first
Don't cut our thumbs before poking the gut
See our lawyer, he's the Fonz!
An analyst, a therapist—the analrapist has checked out
Cue the Charlie Brown Christmas tune
Heads down and power through
Maeby, surely, she'll have the network green-light us
It's the final countdown
Hear our pleas
Let your love be renewing
But don't bleep us; don't run off like a jailbird
Hermano! Come on!
Not bashful like the Never-Nudes
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
Do not fade out to white
Let us repeat, for eons to come, "On the next Arrested Development…"
That was beautiful, man.
So please watch, will ya? Tonight on FOX at 8:00.
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[Thursday
November 24th @ 2:05am] |
525,600 minutes, 525,000 moments so dear. 525,600 minutes - how do you measure,
measure a year? In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee. In
inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife. In 525,600 minutes - how do you
measure a year in the life?
wow, what a good damn movie. pretty much the only musical i have ever enjoyed. besides West Side Story of course, but WSS has knife fights, cant compare to that. but i guess it was more rock like music so that made it 215454654 times better then anything. i feel i must tell you that i have never been able to watch all of Grease. probably because its totally stupid.<br
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[Saturday
November 19th @ 4:44pm] |
so me Jennifer and mine sister went to go see Harry Potter last night. It was just as great as i had thought it would be. OMG TOM RIDDLE CAME BACK! anyways, i liked the amount of hot guys in this movie.
Going over to Bonnies tonight to drink and all that nonsense. Should be a pretty good time. but you really never know.
haha boy i loved this movie.<br
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